Designed and decotrated like gigantic toy cartoons complete with the extra little flap thing that allows to box to secure itself to a hook (sorry, packaging terminology is not our specialty), they’re just retro enough to make you think that you’re going to get a real Transformer (but then you just get a stupid pair of shoes that you’re just to old to justify ever wearing off of your own property).

Look for the limited edition Soundwave, Megatron and Bumblebee footwear this July for between $100-120—if you’re able to score a pair before they head to eBay.